What's Eating Erin Watson?

Seriously!!! I FINALLY work up the nerve to get the iphone which I've been wanting for years and I've "checking out" online, oh, about 8 times. For some reason I can do everything up until the point of processing my card, then boom - connection problem.

Is this a sign???

Do they know how long I've been waiting to be part of the cool "i" crowd? Do they know how many times a week I tell my husband "well, if I had an iphone I could do that"?

I have a serious case of stink-face right now...