Who's the Woman of the House?

This seems like an easy enough answer considering it's just Matt and I in this house {as far as people go}. However, if I get out of bed to do any little task like go to the ladies room, give the cats breakfast, etc. this is what I have to come back to...

Yes, I can see how this is so adorable, but seriously, this is stepping over the line! And when you try and move her... oh no. The ferocious beast comes out complete with snarling teeth and horrible growls - not cute at all. We've {I mean 90% Matt} have created a monster.

Next thing you know I'll be sleeping on the twin bed in the guest bedroom!